Like better stick around Well my favorite’s a “Big Hug Ball Day” That’s a big ball of hugs Or “Shock A Friend Day” Rub your feet on the rug And touch everyone you love Well, there’s a very special day We call an “equinox” It’s a great opportunity to celebrate socks Socks socks socks so-so-Socks! Come on! Tear Away Pants Day feel the breeze on your hips Hear the sound a Velcro going rip rip rip Good Luck Troll Day Put a gem on your stomach And you spit a little charm Let a friend belly rub it Rub rub rub rub rub rub… Everyone will be so jelly When they see you on the telly With their shiny big jewels sticking right out your belly Body round Music loud Swarming with the top down Body round Music loud Swarming with the top down Come on! Come on! On Express Yourself Day Give your opinion a shout Keep It To Yourself Day Where you shut your mouth There’s a rockin’ holiday Filled up with lots of drama Get you jumpin’ all around lemme call it “Mosh-sha-sha-na” Shoot a flare in the air Like you just don’t care ‘Cause it’s “Fireworks Day” In the village square There’s “Bleeping Sound Day” Where you only speak in bleeps You could say anything like: If you want a tattoo, But you’re having doubts There’s “Random Tattoo Day” Which is not thought out

Smacksgiving Day is a day we embrace Especially when someone gets slapped in the face A big holiday that’s a bundle of fun It’s Fuzzy Wuzzy Day so go put one on It’s so wuzzy and it’s fuzzy And it’s cute and ugly fugly And we know you’re gonna love it When you’re feeling super snuggly Body round Music loud Swarming with the top down Body round Music loud Swarming with the top down Come on! Come on! Come on! Let a friend belly rub Come on! Body round Music loud Swarming with the top down Body round Music loud Swarming with the top down Come on! Come on!